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These jokes are statements, declarations or creeds that a psychic might say or hear. This also includes quotes from "famous" people, which might be considered personal psychic creeds.
[spacer size=”10″] Click the titles to show/hide the answers. [spoiler title=”1. "Priceless" Creeds” open=”0″ style=”2″][list style=”note”]- "I’m 100% accurate. My client told me I was spot on!"
- "I’d like to be psychic because it will give me the power to turn off the light without getting out of bed!"
- "I learned to be psychic from the asylum. My medication helped me see clearly."
- "I’m a psychic, not a psycho. The voices in my head tell me so!"
- "You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!"
- "My Intuition makes up for my lack of common sense and poor character judgement."
- "I took a Psi Test and the results were negative."
- "I cheated in the finals of my metaphysics exam – I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me." —Woody Allen.
- "I’d like to be psychic because it will give me the power to turn off the light without getting out of bed!"
- "When I was in eighth grade, I was bulimic."
–"Wow! You can read minds?" —Quote from Zulu Man. - "I can see into your future and I see you being ignored by at least 10 people in the near future!" —Actual quote from a chatroom.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." —Steve Wright