This section is dedicated to spoofs and jokes that parody the paranormal.
This section is dedicated to spoofs and jokes that parody the paranormal. Here is a list of paranormal- and psychic-related books (in alphabetical order) that definitely won’t appear on bookstore or library shelves. Click the titles to show/hide the answers. Dowsing For Dummies by Herbie Waterman. Dendrological Magic by Theresa Funne. Empathy by Ophelia Payne. Fortune-Telling by Crystal Ball. I Can See Spirits by Claire Voyance. I’m An Atheist by Noel Noheaven. I Read You Like A Book by Claire Voyant. It’s All In The Mind by Madge Ination. Meditation & Relaxation by Bree Thin. My Future by Lateren Lyfe. My Life As A Medium by Bento Hellenback. Paranormal Mysteries… Read More »
12 Titles These jokes are statements, declarations or creeds that a psychic might say or hear. This also includes quotes from "famous" people, which might be considered personal psychic creeds. [spacer size=”10″] Click the titles to show/hide the answers. [spoiler title=”1. "Priceless" Creeds” open=”0″ style=”2″][list style=”note”] "I’m 100% accurate. My client told me I was spot on!" "I’d like to be psychic because it will give me the power to turn off the light without getting out of bed!" "I learned to be psychic from the asylum. My medication helped me see clearly." "I’m a psychic, not a psycho. The voices in my head tell me so!" "You’re just jealous… Read More »