Paranormal Answer Machine Humour – Page #1

These jokes are spoof answering machine messages. None of them are actually used on answering machines, but they are still fun.

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1. Ghostly Answer Machine Message
2. Psychic Hotline Answer Machine Message
3. Fake Psychics Hotline Answer Machine Message
4. Cheap Psychic Answering Machine Message
5. Pushing Buttons
6. Telepathic Answering Machine
7. The Sixth Sense Detective Agency
8. Message from Beyond
9. Metaphysical Message
10. Prayer Message for A Miracle
11. Message from The Future
12. Dial-A-Psychic