These are jokes devoted to palmistry, palm-reading and cheiromancy.
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Paul readily agreed and the reader took one look at his open palm and said, "I can see that you have no girlfriend."
That’s true," said Paul.
"Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren’t you?"
"Yes," Paul shamefully admitted. "That’s amazing. Can you tell all of this from my love line?"
"Love line? No," replied the psychic, "from the calluses."
CLIENT: What do you mean?
PALMIST: Oh, just read between the lines.
The cheiromancer examined her hand carefully, then replied, "No, because you are his Moon and Venus, and you have him in the palm of your hand."