These are jokes relating to mediums and mediumship, including séances, etc.
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Medium: Are you here to see Mrs. Goldstein?
Mrs. Goldstein: Charlie? Is that you?
Two knocks.Medium: Then who are you who seeks to contact Mrs. Goldstein?
Medium (whispers to her assistant): What the heck does one knock mean?
Assistant (whispering back): I don’t know!
The customer, wide-eyed and on the edge of her seat, responds, "Grandmother? Is that you?"
"Yes granddaughter, it’s me."
"It’s really, really you, Grandmother?" the woman repeats.
"Yes, it’s really me, granddaughter."
"The woman looks puzzled, "You’re sure it’s you, Grandmother?"
"Yes, granddaughter, I’m sure it’s me."
"The woman pauses a moment, "Grandmother, I have just one question for you."
"Anything, my child."
"Grandmother, when did you learn to speak English?"
—Found at Oz Jokes
A2: None – they prefer to work in the dark!
A2: The Outer Limits.
The medium nodded and told the old man that someone was approaching from the other side. "She is big-boned, white-haired and stern-faced, and she wears thick-rimmed spectacles…"
"That’s her!" the old man confimed.
The medium paused for a moment, cocking her head to one side as though listening to someone. "She asks, ‘What do you want, Ed?’"
The old man replied immediately. "I just wanted to say goodbye, since you left so suddenly…"
"They took me away from you," his wife said through the medium, "but now I want to come back."
"Why is that, dear?" the old man asked. "I thought that Heaven was a beautiful place, with white-washed walls, bright lights and angels watching over you, healing your spirit and illnesses."
"Oh, it is like that," the woman answered.
"So what’s the problem then?" the old man asked, rather confused.
"It’s a hospital," she said.
A2: Connect 4.
A2: The Other Side.