Ghost Jokes – Page #3

This page contains ghost jokes and jokes about hauntings, as well as other ghostly goings-on.

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61. What did the ghost waitress say to the man at the coffee shop?
62. In which US states do most ghosts prefer to live?
63. Why do ghosts shiver and moan?
64. What is a ghost's favorite fruits?
65. What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
66. When does a ghost have breakfast?
67. What is a ghost's favorite gum?
68. What's a ghost's favorite sale?
69. What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
70. Why do female ghosts go on diets?
71. Where does a ghost go on vacation?
72. Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?
73. Where do ghosts go to get their hair done?
74. Why are there no ghost bands?
75. Why did the young ghost measure himself against the wall?
76. Where do ghosts go to watch films?
77. Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?
78. What do ghosts call their girlfriends?
79. What is a ghost's favorite band?
80. What does ghosts get when they pick their noses?
81. What chat up line does a ghost use to pick up girlfriends?
82. What do ghosts use to set their hair?
83. What games do ghost children play?
84. How do ghosts like their eggs cooked?
85. Why wasn't the ghost successful at frightening people?
86. What kind of music do ghosts like?
87. What happened when the ghost told the mirror a joke?
89. Why did the fat ghost go on a strict diet?
90. What happens when a ghost is set on fire?