Astrology Jokes

These are jokes and puns relating to astrologers, astrology or astrological practices, such as birth charts, planets and their movements, etc.

Sun Signs Jokes

These are jokes and puns relating to astrology, specifically sun signs and how each will react to certain situations.

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20 Jokes These are jokes and puns relating to astrologers, astrology or astrological practices, such as birth charts, etc. [spacer size=”10″] Click the titles to open/close. [spoiler title=”1. Shy Astrologist” open=”0″ style=”2″]Q: Why did the male astrologist refuse to sunbathe in the nude?A: He was too shy to expose his Venus![/spoiler] [spoiler title=”2. Favorite Chocolate Bar” open=”0″ style=”2″]Q: What is an astrologist’s favorite chocolate bar?A: A Mars bar![/spoiler] [spoiler title=”3. Favorite Food” open=”0″ style=”2″]Q: What is an astrologist’s favorite food?A: Dates.[/spoiler] [spoiler title=”4. Wrongful Date of Birth” open=”0″ style=”2″]A person received a reading from a professional Astropsychic, but to his dismay, the date of birth was totally wrong. So, he… Read More »